Absurdity Toss-Up: $12,000 bike vs. $18,000 bike

In this corner of the Absurdity Toss-Up, we have the $12,000 Chanel-themed bicycle that Jennifer Aniston received as a gift from her best buddy, Courteney Cox-Arquette. In the opposite corner, we have the $18,000 24-carat gold bike a UK insurance company is giving away, complete with a bodyguard option. Meanwhile, I'll be searching for my own corner in which to curl up in the fetal position and mutter about the downfall of society.