A super highway walks in to a bar and kicks everybody's butt. In comes a two-lane county road. The super highway kicks his butt, too.
Then, in comes a little eight-foot-wide strip of asphalt. The super highway hops behind the bar, shivering and hiding. The bartender says, "What are you hiding from? You kick butt."
"Shh!," the super highway says. "That guy's a cyclepath!"